A   Am    A       
There once was a man named Stanley
A   F#m    D         F#m Bm
Who people considered so manly
E                  D          A            F#
But the truth must be told he was not very old
        E       E7      E  A
And was quite particularly gangly

A     A            Am     A       
What Stanley liked most was buttons
   A      F#m       D      F#m   Bm
He pushed them like some kind of glutton
   E              D            A          F#
He did it all day, in a meaningful way
             E         E7    E   A
But his brain had long ceased to function

A        A            Am       A       
Which is why he is in this parable
A   F#m             D    F#m Bm
And lives an existence quite terrible
       E                 D        A         F#
And if you are not strong, and keep playing along
     E       E7  E       A            F#
You too will become quite unbearable (Yes)
     E       E7  E       A            
You too will become quite unbearable

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